This is the conversation that took place on the day of the procedure, from the time I left the room where the wire was inserted into the lump, through the surgery prep and into the evening. I hope it is worth a chuckle or two for others.        

   

   

  

  

Somehow I left out the screen shot where I say something about not thinking that was a compliment. 

  

  

  

  

  

At this point I was wheeled away for surgery. The conversation picked up again after.   

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  
I edited out a screenshot where I referenced someone possibly kicking someone else.   

  
And much later that evening after some more sleep…  

  

  

  

  

  
That’s how I spent the day of surgery. I have the best friends. And the silliest.  Thanks, guys and gals. I couldn’t have done it without you. And special thanks to my husband who had to listen as I read these aloud all day. XO